1. Even my dog knows how to hurt me.

    You see this seemingly innocent looking German Shepherd?  


    This is my dog Scout Severus Kaynine. He sure is a handsome dog. However him and I are not talking right now.  For some reason he has been acting up a little bit every time he is left alone in the house.  He is used to having me here all the time so when he is left alone I always come back to find something he has torn up.  A few nights ago he ate a candle. It was all over the floor but no big deal, not hard to clean up.  But last night, last night he hit me where it hurts.  He ripped up…..wait for it……THE LAST ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!!  That was a low blow. It was torn to shreds, completely unusable. So we are currently not on speaking terms. I told him that he hit me where it hurts.

    haha!  I thought you guys would understand.